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Celebrating 50 Blog Posts (50th – Part One)

When I set out writing a sex blog, I was scratching an itch. I had always wanted to write a sex blog and finally my sex life had something interesting worth reading. What I didn’t realise when I started was how my life would develop during the course of writing it.

I also never expected to get to 50 posts. I thought I’d run out of steam or enthusiasm or things to say. I thought nobody would read and nobody would want more. I am amazed that none of those things has happened, and more to the point, people like what I write and look forward to more. That has really spurred me on. Thank you for all those who read, and who have engaged with me here and elsewhere. The support has been truly amazing, from people I know in person, the many of you I know only online and also from people I don’t know at all.

Around the turn of the year, we took the decision to have a big sex party about now to celebrate the 50th post to give me something lavish, opulent, and fabulous to write about, but this year hasn’t worked out like that.

So, I was wondering what to write about in this my 50th blog post, and Victoria suggested I wrote about an evening she and I had last year. It was in that period where the three of us were all fucking, but before we decided she should move in.

My husband and I were staying with Victoria in her place for a few days. My husband was working nearby and on this particular night, he would be working until gone midnight. Vicki and I (over a glass of wine the night before) decided we should go out as a couple for the first time, and one of her friends had previously told her about a safe gay bar we could go to. This night was a female only night, but not to leave out my husband, as well as being our taxi to collect us at the end of the evening, we told him that he was to use us both as he saw fit when we got home, even if we were drunk. We both gave him explicit consent to fuck us that night, even if we got totally paralytic, and we told him that he needed to treat us like the sluts we are.

Victoria and I walked into the bar hand in hand. We acquired a couple of bar stools, and perched on them, each showing rather a lot of thigh. We were (of course) pantyless, so more than likely flashed rather more. We ordered some cocktails from the cute female barmaid and then had a good tonguy kiss while she mixed them. I was wearing my shortest little black dress (which has a plunge at the front to below my bra) and a very cleavagey bra, which showed off right down between my tits. Vicki was in a little black sequined dress, with a four-inch hole in the front showing between and the underside of her tits. Her dress had some structural support in the tit area, so she didn’t need to wear a bra. We had many admiring looks on the way to the bar, but tonight was for each other.

It was lovely to be out and to be behaving like a couple with Victoria. At that point, we rarely demonstrated affection for each other in public, so we had decided tonight to show everyone that we were lovers. Snogging, a brush of our thighs, a handful of tit. We were all over each other and rather enjoying ourselves.

We began talking to another lesbian couple who invited us to join them. We had a couple of armchairs, with each couple sharing an armchair. I sat on the chair and Vicki draped herself over me across the arms of the chair. We spent a lovely hour or so talking to them (and consuming cocktails), whilst simultaneously probing and groping each other’s bodies. It was slightly surreal and very erotic.

All that touching and groping was making us quite horny, and Vicki decided she needed an orgasm. I haven’t had sex in a pub toilet for ages, and never with a woman, but Vicki was insistent and dragged me off. Amazingly there wasn’t a queue, so we bundled into a vacant cubicle in the ladies.

Vicki leant against the cubicle wall and lifted up the front of her skirt. I dropped to my knees and began licking at her cunt. Being on your knees licking cunt in a public toilet is about as slutty as you can get, and I was loving it. I could tell from the taste that she was already excited. It didn’t take much for her hips to start bucking. I held her on the edge of cumming for as long as I could, but in her aroused state, that wasn’t going to be long, and she gave way to a massive orgasm.

After she came, I carried on licking for a while to taste her cunt juices. After she was cleaned up, I stood up, leant in, and kissed her (sharing with her what is left of her cunt juices), whilst putting my hand down to her cunt, which I started to manipulate. Her clit was already pretty hard, so rolling it between my fingers and working fingers in and out of her cunt soon got her hips moving again. I carried on snogging her as I worked her cunt, and this time I was able to hold her on the edge of an orgasm for a bit longer. When she came, her legs gave way a little, but my hand under her cunt was able to stop her dropping.

I brought my hand to her mouth, and she eagerly licked her cunt juices off her hand. She then pushed me back to the other cubicle wall and dropped to her knees to start working on my cunt. She is very talented with her tongue, and I was already hot and heavy, so my first orgasm was very quick. But it was strong, and I was noisy.

After my first orgasm and as Vicki was still licking me out, we heard a number of women in the communal bit of the ladies. Someone was organising people. I think Vicki realised what was going on, as she got up, opened our cubicle door, and ushered me (with skirt pushed up to my waist) out to lean on a sink. There were three other women also leaning on the sinks, all with their skirts up revealing their asses, either pantyless or with panties round their ankles. In front of me was a big mirror, and there was one on the wall behind, so I could see the line of asses all with their legs slightly apart ready to go. We were instructed to bend over a bit and a woman stepped behind each ass (Vicki behind me), and each woman put her hand between the legs in front of her and started working the cunt.

There is something enchanting about a line of women bent over all cumming at the same time. The visual feast only made me more horny and Vicki was particularly cruel in stopping me cumming when I was right on the edge, before she finally allowed me to cum roughly in time with everyone else. When we had all finished cumming, we adjusted our dresses and left the toilets as if nothing had happened. The evening was still young!

Victoria’s Discovery Of Cake Sits

Why on earth does sitting my cute pert ass on a perfect pink creamy sponge cake feel so good? I had absolutely no idea that it would.

Hi, it is Victoria again, and I’ve spent the last fortnight trying to get my head around why such a simple act feels so amazing.

I mean, there is so much going on in this one act. You’ve got the fabulous squelching and oozing (with something that feels perfect for that), you’ve got the destruction, the ass imprint and the ruining of the perfect princess thing all rolled into one perfect act.

Just thinking about the oozing and squelching, of how the cake felt in my ass crack and oozing its way into my cunt, makes me ready to cum by thought and memory alone. I’ve never been that excited by an act I’ve done ever.

I love the opulence and exaggeration of the swirls of fluffy pink icing, and how it feels as I lower my spread ass onto it. I love how the icing round my asshole feels like it flutters as I fart on it. I love the stickiness and how it seems to glue the cake to my cunt and ass, and it is that same stickiness that allowed Mira’s husband to stick large amounts of squashed cake to my tits.

My 32GG tits can also be described as pendulous, and in a similar way to Mira, her husband loaded my tits with cake. He knows me well though, and he knows how I love for my tits to feel they have had a workout. I love them aching from where they’ve been swinging backwards and forwards and if he can make them swing quiet viciously through the motion of my body, then he does.

It is the reason why when I use the exercise bike (which I have been quite a bit in the last few weeks) that I’m topless, as I love the way my tits snap side to side as I peddle. (For the record, Mira, quite sensibly, keeps hers strapped down on the odd occasion she uses it).

So, having loaded my tits up with cake, he presented his cock to my mouth, and had me suck it, and as I moved backwards and forwards, my cake-laden pendulous tits swung backwards and forwards in an amazing way. The extra weight made a lot of difference. As well as dreaming about having my tits heavy with cake, I’m wondering about other ways of adding weight to my tits.

Whilst I was sucking on his cock and my tits were viciously swinging, I orgasmed really quite hard, so later when Mira ate the cake from my cunt, she got to eat cum soaked cake. She did give me a little to taste though and it tasted divine.

The whole thing was a sensory and emotional treat, and certainly wouldn’t be my last time doing any of it. I’m really glad that they chose to leave my cake sit until right at the end of Cake and Cunnilingus Day, as anything after would have been an anti-climax.

I didn’t get a lot of sleep that night. I was trying to work out why it was so good, masturbating at the memories, and wondering what other foods may feel great when sat on.

As I reminisced, I remembered steam puddings, those upturned from a pudding bowl, vanilla ones covered is sticky jam and toffee ones covered in toffee sauce; they’d have to be cold rather than hot, but I bet they’d work well. I remembered the pink tray bake cake from school; I bet that icing which was sticky and held together as a sheet would feel amazing wrapped around my ass. I remembered upturned blancmanges but wondered if they might not have enough resistance. I then remembered trifle, and spent ages trying to work out if I could sit on a trifle. I so wanted to sit on a trifle.

I remembered chocolate éclairs, then mused that the cream would probably spray out of the ends. Then I remembered choux buns covered in chocolate and split around the middle and filled with cream. That was a probably more pleasing cream ooze pattern. And then I remembered profiteroles, a lovely big pile of cream filled chocolate covered profiteroles and I thought how lots of little jets of squirting cream might feel.

I am well and truly hooked. It was only a few days after that first cake sit, and yet I had already done another one. I found an original school canteen recipe online for the pink iced tray bake, so I modified it to be gluten-free and made one of those. I’m not sure what Mira was more impressed by – the fact I wanted to do another cake sit so quickly, that the pink icing stuck to my ass so well, or that the cake tasted exactly like she remembered from school.

A couple of days later, Mira’s husband returned from shopping with a couple of good sized éclairs. So, as we sat down for dinner, he lined them up with our spread ass cracks, and we lowered ourselves onto them. The cream did indeed squirt out of each end, but because we rolled onto them (front first, then rolling backwards), the cream at the front squirted onto our cunts. He caught the cream at the back in his mouth and swallowed it. We then had the rest of the meal with our sticky desserts under us, every small move creating squishing and sticky sensations in our ass cracks. We were in no hurry to reach dessert, but when we did, it was divine – each woman bending over the table for someone to eat the éclair directly from our ass cracks (I ate Mira’s and her husband ate mine). I really enjoyed that meal!

I made a couple of gluten-free cupcakes earlier on today. I did a massive pink icing swirl on each, and I took one into the lounge to show Mira and her husband. Mira stood next to me, peeled the cake case off the cake and stood admiring it in her right hand. They were impressed, especially with the icing. She placed her left hand at the top of my ass, then in one fluid movement, she took the cupcake and squashed it into my cunt, cupping around my cunt to collect any loose cake and then squash it all in. It was oozing deep inside me and was filling me with something fantastically squishy and sticky.

When she was satisfied it was all in, she took her hands off me and licked at the hand the cupcake was in. She looked very mischievous and very pleased with herself. I felt over the moon. Even slight movements made the cake ooze and squish inside me. I would probably have stood there for ever, but Mira’s husband reminded me Mira wanted to post this article today, so he suggested I should finish that, then he’d get me in the Queening chair, use a wand on my clit for a bit and then clean me out.

So here I am, cunt full of cake, feeling in sensory heaven, trying to stay focussed enough to finish this post off. It isn’t easy because the cake feels so good.

Watch And Be Watched

My husband and I often talk about sex, right from the first week of being together. It helped us to really get to know each other, and our likes and dislikes. Well, a few months ago, we were talking about something it turns out we both had a little experience of before we knew each other existed, and that was watching other people fucking and to likewise be watched fucking. Our separate past experiences were more in the opportunistic and voyeuristic line, but for now, we were thinking more sex party, well lit with good close-up views, as we both love watching real sex and would love for other couples to enjoy our efforts without joining in.

We were of the opinion that going to a swingers club was about the best option and had started looking for one to try. But on a girl’s night of wine and gossip, I was talking to one of my best friends Nikki about our plan and possibly going to a swingers club. She asked whether we would consider having her and her husband watching us instead, as they had spoken about it before, didn’t fancy the swingers club, but would be up for it with like-minded friends.

This was an ideal scenario for me. A private sex party with friends I am comfortable with, out of public view but very much in private view. Danger was at a minimum, as we could set boundaries in advance, and we could be confident everyone would respect them.

The men agreed to the plan, and shortly after, Nikki and I agreed a few basic rules for the evening, namely that we would take it in turns (no simultaneous activity, as that would be a waste), that the men would only touch their respective women, that the women could touch each other if they wanted (and believe me, I wanted to!), and that there would be no private activities or conversations – everything was to be shared.

That first night last October was rather nerve-wracking to begin with. My husband was a little concerned in case he had trouble getting hard. He needn’t have worried.

After we arrived, Nikki and I each did a slow and provocative striptease, and then each stripped our man off. Then (as he was already hard) my husband sat on the sofa with his ass on the front edge of the cushion, I straddled him facing him and lent forward to give our friends the best view of my cunt (from behind) as I lowered my cunt onto his enormous hard cock. As I rode my husband’s cock, he could see they were transfixed, and they applauded as we both orgasmed. As I climbed off, I blushed a little as what we had done hit me. Nikki gave me a hug and said it was wonderful, and then we all sat and started talking about it. I knew my husband loved it, because of how enormous and hard his cock was. With another blush, I had to admit how much I got off on it, and I loved the applause and Nikki’s description of what she saw.

That first fuck set the tone for the evening. It wasn’t long before Nikki and her husband fucked in the same way, and Nikki was clearly very excited about the view we had. I have no embarrassment in saying that I was transfixed by his cock moving in and out of her cunt and the fact that these were our friends and that this was real fucking made it so much more exciting. Our view was totally unhindered and her screams of pleasure as she came were totally wonderful.

There was no sign of a blush on Nikki’s cheeks, just a look of pride and mischief. It was clear that this wouldn’t be the last evening of fucking that we shared. The men’s cocks had yet to recover, so whilst they did, we decided they could have a play with our respective cunts. My husband kissed me and worked my cunt with his hand. I was fairly close to the edge already, so I came fairly easily. He didn’t stop moving his hand though, and so got me very near to cumming again, before proceeding to hold me on the edge of an orgasm for hours (well, actually about 10 minutes, but it felt like hours) before finally rubbing me to a massive orgasm. I was completely exhausted and collapsed into his arms. He just held me whilst Nikki got tremendously excited awaiting her chance to perform.

Once I had recovered enough to watch Nikki and her husband, he could finally get his hand to work. She came in seconds, but likewise, his hand did not stop working her clit and after a short build up, she came several times in a row. She too collapsed in his arms as we applauded, and finally, we were all able to gently chat about what we had seen and done.

Once we had recovered, we had a light meal, with dessert being “Honey Cunt” (honey poured over our cunts and licked off, served with squirty cream sucked from our nipples and clit). The men started with their respective women and went back for seconds… and thirds, before us women ate from each other’s cunts, nipples, and clits.

We talked sex and kink until later in the evening when both cocks had fully recovered. Moving to the bedroom, we removed the quilt from the bed. Nikki and her man went first this time, with them going for a fairly straight missionary position but with a couple of pillows under her ass to give us a better view. Hearing Nikki squeal and scream was wonderful and got me very hot. She came really hard and he did shortly after, then, he slid down the bed and began working her clit and cunt with his tongue. She squirmed under his flicking tongue and very shortly tensed up and came again. As she relaxed from her orgasm, her husband gently picked her up off the bed and moved her away so that we could take our turn.

I lay on my back and also put two pillows under my ass. It was a new concept to adjust positions to allow for better viewing, but it was important for our watchers’ enjoyment. Once comfortable, my husband lifted my legs up and entered my cunt from behind (a position known as “The Pancake”). He grabbed onto the bars of the headboard and used them to get power with which to impale me. He was really quite animal as he drove into me over and over again. I was even more aroused by hearing the excited gasps and squeals of Nikki and her man watching us intensely. I could tell my husband was fighting to not cum. I had no such issues and had three orgasms washed over me before my husband lost control and discharged his load. He knew my clit would be so sensitive that I would be unable to stand him licking it, so instead he just rolled over and cradled me in his arms, as Nikki and her husband applauded and beamed with delight.

By then, it was late, and we were all pretty sexed out. It was a fantastic night, but sadly it was at an end. The feelings were wonderful though. I think watching someone have sex was enthralling and very emotional. So, to see my good friends in very private ecstasy and release was a joy to behold. To be able to share our love, joy and ecstasy was equally amazing. I really wanted to do this again, and so did Nikki and the men, and it wouldn’t be long before we got our wish.

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